Nothing. It’s just a big ball of air that can’t think. I know it’s thinking because it has to to be able to write this but you know what I mean. And then when I ask it to think in important situations it just won’t. It’s very stubborn. It’s like a really awkward pet that refuses to work most of the time. And then other times it works too much that it won’t stop asking stupid pointless uninteresting questions about the tiny little things in life. It’s a bitch.
Spotify, I choose you! ..As my iPod has no battery.. as usual. I’ve got like every song by people I like on my playlists cos I get bored of certain ones and listen to others. I also feel mean if I don’t include the crappy songs because I know I might like them some day. :3 You’ll all probably hate my music taste too. :P
1. Scream Out - The Unseen
2. The Longest Line - NOFX
3. Cries In Vain - Bullet For My Valentine
4. The Future’s Not What It Used To Be - The King Blues
5. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang
6. Clumsy Card House - Blue October
7. Feel This Way - Zebrahead
8. Cold Hands - AFI
9. Tight - Mindless Self Indulgence
10. London Is The Reason - Gallows
11. Brand New Bass Guitar - Jamie T
12. Still Waiting - Sum 41
13. I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie
14. Dead Bodies - Rancid
15. Counterfeit - Limp Bizkit
16. Up All Night - Blink 182
17. Daylight Slaving - From Autumn To Ashes
18. Red Flag - Billy Talent
19. Unknown Soldier - The Casualties
20. Crawling - Linkin Park
After asking Aaron what ‘pet peeves’ are, I can now finally do this Tumblr Challenge.
1. People who pretend to like things just because you do or so they can ‘fit in’.
2. People who steal your ideas and use them as their own.
3. People who constantly say really mean things about someone until they’re around and then suddenly they’re best friends with them.
4. People who constantly complain about things.
5. People who comment on the fact I don’t talk much and try to force conversation. You will fail.
6. People who decide they don’t want to understand things because they don’t like them.
7. People who say they’ve got all these weird lovely diseases and other things just because they want attention or just because someone else has it.
8. When Fee steals the toothpaste to go stay round Joshie’s house and I have to try and find a new box in the dark in the cupboard at 12 at night or something stupid and then we end up with two opened toothpastes the next day and I have to pick one to use.
9. When people don’t tell me things because I ‘don’t need to know’ or because I ‘won’t understand’ when I do really need to know because it’s sort of to do with me, or when they won’t even give me a chance to understand it, even if I failed at it in the end.
10. People who have to order different smoking things to everyone else meaning I have to remember where on the shelf it is and what it looks like.
11. People who fall out with each other several times a week and make a big deal out of it. Is there really that much in the world to argue and fall out over?
12. People who ask for ‘A dozen’ stamps and expect me to know how many that is.
13. People who pick up a chocolate bar or bag of crisps about 5 minutes after I’ve just put several of that particular flavour out and then they wreck the display so it looks like I haven’t actually done that much work.
14. People who are just human.
I don’t really remember nightmares or dreams that well and I’m never sure which one is which. They’re all quite scary whenever I’m asleep. o.O
Once (In my dream/nightmare) I woke up. It was sort of the middle of the day, around 2 in the afternoon. I heared noises. It was lots of people talking. I walked out of my room, into the hall, down the stairs, into the kitchen and smelt tuna. Yup. Tuna. Dad walked through the door with a metal tray with two raw pieces of tuna on it. I walked towards the door into the conservatory and looked outside. An ambulance had crashed into the wall in the back garden. Dad was cooking tuna for all the people outside who had suddenly disappeared when I got downstairs. I asked where they went and he said that only he can see them but everyone else can hear them and they’re really loud. Then I woke up (In real life) and went downstairs expecting to see all this but none of it was there and I was sad.
The end. We don’t even have a wall in the back garden.
Well I don’t really watch the news or read newspapers. I watch Russell Howard’s Good News if that counts? ..And I also rip up and cut out letters from newspapers.. That’s gotta count too right?
I just find that stuff depressing so I don’t let it into my life. I prefer my world cos it doesn’t really exist.
I made a shitty canvas on this idea once.. *Finds the picture*
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.112054106122.110111.583381122&type=3#!/photo.php?fbid=10150298718241123&set=a.112054106122.110111.583381122&type=3&theater
It’s like all the main words from one daily newspaper in a box surrounded by my world of happy explosions. xD
J35515D34D. Jess is dead. The end. :P
I use this one for a few things but not everything. I never know what to put as those things so it’s usually just something shit. :3
Wait a sec.. *Googles the definition of the word ‘sentimental’* ..Fucking big confusing words that I’ve never heard before in my whole entire life.. How the hell do people know what these words mean and how to use them? It’s like you’ve all been learning stuff in your sleep.. Either that or I just don’t pay attention but I’m pretty sure that’s not the answer to my stupidity.
Anyway..
“sen·ti·men·tal
adj.
Fire. Used to be afraid of kitties. The number 3000. Becoming normal. Injections. Blood tests. Hospitals. Doctors. Them. Hoping they don’t find out what species I really am. >.<
o.O ..Well this one is a little odd?
..He stuck it in me.
Well this one is going to be very… Interesting? ..For whoever is reading this. :P
Sit on floor.
Turn straighteners on to 180 degrees.
Brush hair.
Straighten fringe whilst straighteners are only a bit warm.
Cut fringe along eyebrow line (if it needs cutting.) ..Who gives a shit if it isn’t straight five minutes later.
Divide top layers from bottom layers and clip the top ones up.
Cover bottom layers in heat defence spray and straighten them.
Let down top layers.
Cover top layers in heat defence spray and straighten them.
Brush hair again.
Grab a random colour eye shadow or two or three and put them on eyes and blend them in. (Usually black and silver and a choise of blue, green or purple.)
Grab eyeliner pencil and draw on eyes.
Grab mascara and attack le eyelashes with it.
Wipe off any mascara that has attacked my nose trying to fight back.
Grab Aloe Vera gel or cut some plant and squidge on nose and face.
Add lipgloss to lips.
TADA! ..Yeah. Boring I know. :P
Not cheese. Aaron. Holly. Chocolate. My mummy. My daddy. Pickles and Peppa. Aki. My fwends. My bed. Sid. Reginald (Laptop) and Ralphy (Camera). Pokemon. Russell Howard. Bunny rabbits. Codka and Voke. Raisin lady. Naked womanz. Music. Spray paint. Glitter. Cake. Owls. Imagination. Happy in-head world. Art. Sex. Out of date films that I’ve decided I’m going to use tomorrow. Sweets. Nectarines. Felt tip pens. Blu Tac. Wikipedia. Bubbles. Cyndaquil. Phone. Facebook. iPod. You. Getting down on Fridays. Pasta. Ice cream. Grass. Orange Juice. Being able to magically get rid of that ‘tap to click’ feature. Kittens.
I read this and thought “Oh shit, I need to know myself to do this.” And then I thought “Actuuaally.. I think I’ve done something similar to this on DeviantART” (Which I don’t think anyone read but hey) so I have decided to steal some ideas from myself that I wrote a few months ago. Took me ages to come up with that bullshit and if you’ve read up to this point you might as well just keep reading the rest of this bullshit right? Or just leave.
Mines just guna be lots of random shit that’s sort of to with me but it’s not really the inside of me, it’s more of the world around me. Cos the inside of me is all empty and stuff.
1. I have a pet dinosaur. PET?! …Plastic toy dinosaur if I must call him that.. Pffft. His name is Sid. I got him for Christmas a few years ago and he came from The Early Learning Centre. He is green and a brownish colour. He’s also scared of heights so he mainly lives on my bedroom floor. Once when a German woman was round my house she knocked him over and picked him back up again. I thought it was really sweet.
2. I’m secretly a kitty. My first word was ‘meow’. That’s where I got the nickname “JessKatt”. I imagine myself as a kitty, not a human. I’m cat-sized, enjoy curling up, sleeping and being petted. I can’t purrrrr yet though. :(
3. When I think of people in my head I also think of the surrounded by a colour(s). This isn’t just for people though, it’s for everything. It’s like when you think of a number or a letter in your head and it is a certain colour. Joey thought this was interesting because everything in his brain is just seen as black. Have no idea how many other people do this though.
4. I have a picture of a woman on my wall. Not just any woman, this is a Sun-Maid, natural California, RAISINS lady. I found her in a magasine whilst making a collage for art. I cut her beautifully fake self and scary grin out with a pair of scissors and stuck her on my wall. She was advertising the raisins and only the top half of her body was showing and they had a lunch box that finished off her body. Yup. She’s got lunch box legs.
5. I have reindeer disease. Yes. Reindeer disease. This is where your nose is red. It’s so red it shines and leads Santa on his way to deliver presents one night a year. I have that special ability. Shame I can’t fly. So yeah, I have a really red nose most of the time. It’s annoying.
